December 31, 2021

New Year's Special

Happy New Year everyone, 

To close out this year I give you the next installment of my New Year's themed tg caption.

A Very, Very Prissi Year:

As a little bonus, h
ere are some captions I wrote when I first began. I left them unposted in case I ever needed them but I never did and I never posted them because they quickly became outdated. Now they're archaic but hopefully they can be enjoyed for what they are.

Hope you enjoy the caption dump, I'll see you in the new year.

A New Prospect:

A Soft Trophy:

New Life:

Sex-Bot:

The Last Laugh:

December 25, 2021

Christmas Special

Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays,

Celebrate with themed tg captions of presents, holidays and love.

Hope you enjoy the caption dump.

Unsilent Night:

Winter Solstice:

Wrapped Up:

December 10, 2021

Apologies

Hello, I am a Human Person, 

Hope you're all doing well. This post essentially says; I'm back.

I don't like to make these sort of blog update posts but I feel like I owe you an explanation on what's been happening and the future of the blog. Expect this post to be temporary as I don't want it to be permanent. I'll probably replace it with a caption of some kind.

For a few months now posts have been blank, I'm sorry, I wanted to have at least one post a month but I lost a lot of motivation to write because other things had my attention. However, starting today I will be posting again.

I'll be working my way up to this post, slowly but steadily adding captions where they should be on the blank posts.

I knew very early on this year that doing the 'specials' - as I've come to be known for - would become impractical to keep up with. Captions take longer to write and edit and I have high standards for my work. I no longer feel as though I want to write a bunch of specifically themed captions for these sort of events. Big ones like April Fool's and Halloween will probably stick around though.

I am very sorry for the weird absence of content but it will soon be rectified, hopefully, and going into the new year I'll be posting more on my own schedule, doing captions as I feel like and not trying so hard to hit deadlines. Again, at minimum I'd like to post once a month but realistically next year it will most likely be twice a month posts.

More individual posts also fixes the tag issue. It'll be a lot easier to find more specific content.

Today I've added the missing caption to Cure For Loneliness, a bimbo themed request. Expect in the next few days another caption about an idea I've had kicking around my head for a few weeks. At the beginning of the year I knew Father's Day was going to be a good one. I had a lot of sexy ideas for it. I'm still excited to get those done.

There's a small chance Christmas captions will be made a priority over the back catalogue, not sure.

Anyway, consider this a forum to ask the questions you want answers to. Hopefully this is some good news for my readers.

Regards, a Human Person.

October 31, 2021

Halloween Special

Happy Halloween,

Celebrate themed tg captions of costumes, candy and spooky things.

Hope you enjoy the caption dump.

One Exciting Night:

Cursed 2:


September 5, 2021

Father's Day Special

Happy Father's Day,

Celebrate with themed tg captions of paternity, fatherhood but mainly, daddies.

Hope you enjoy the caption dump.

Showing It To Daddy:

Sugar Baby:

Bring Your Daughter To Work Day:

April 1, 2021

April Fool's Day Special

Happy April Fool's Day,

Celebrate with themed tg captions of pranks, hoaxes and tricks.

Hope you enjoy the caption dump.

Fake Out:

Are You A Man? - Jayden:


So Much Fun:

Monkey's Paw:


Free Premium Porn:

March 17, 2021

Saint Patrick's Day Special

Happy St. Patrick's Day,

Celebrate with themed tg captions of parties, drinking and magic.

Hope you enjoy the caption dump.

Spiked:

No Snakes:

March 8, 2021

International Women's Day Special

Happy International Women's Day,

Celebrate with themed tg captions of women in the workplace, powerful women and weak, effeminate men.

Hope you enjoy the caption dump.

Easy Money:


Honeytrap:

Usurped:

Respect:

February 14, 2021

Valentine's Day Special

Happy Valentine's Day,

Celebrate Valentine's Day with themed tg captions of lust, love and romance.

Hope you enjoy the caption dump.

Emergency Girlfriend:

Cupid's Recruit:

Love Potion:


Redressed:


January 26, 2021

Australia Day Special

Happy Australia Day,

Celebrate with tg captions of beautiful Australian models.

Hope you enjoy the caption dump.

One More:

Carnal Desire:

Jealous:

January 24, 2021

Family Reunion - Request


















Bonus:
(Author Note: This an abridged version with a more Sci-Fi approach to the same concept. Best read after the original.)


If you'd like to make a request, please add it to the request post.